2nd November, 2009, North Phoenix, USA I love it when justice is served by the victim as happened in this case … A 33 year-old man broke into an apartment in North Phoenix on Halloween wearing a skeleton mask. He entered the property through an open kitchen window and demanded money from the occupant, who thought he...
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Personal Submission – 2009 Another three for the price of one Woftam story … priceless! We were heading back to our ambulance depot one afternoon and as we crossed over the freeway, we noticed a man lying in tall grass on the side of the road. Puzzled as to why he was laying there, we pulled...
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13th January 2010, Scottish Highlands Umm, this might have hurt but I’m sure the hospital staff had a good laugh. When 29 year old actor, Channing Tatum, was filming a movie in the Scottish Highlands last year, he struggled with the cold. Part of the filming required him to stand in freezing water wearing a wetsuit....
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27th January 2010, Manchester USA My friends, there are several lessons to be learned from this story … always count your change, just don’t count on it,  Driving 101, D means Drive and P means Park and finally fast food is clearly NOT good for your health. After this 70 year old lady dropped her change...
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1st December 2009, Galveston, USA There’s nothing like a family get-together to bring on a fight. This brother and sister team earn a Woftam nomination for bringing the game of pie fighting into disrepute. The 26 year old brother and 23 year old sister began to argue during the afternoon of Thanksgiving Day. The brother, who...
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17th November 2009, Seattle, USA A 25 year old man, who thought he was a ninja when he attempted to jump a 5-foot fence and failed, impaled himself in the process. Thankfully for him, he was intoxicated which we assume provided some anaesthesia.
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Personal Submission – 2010 Whilst on a summer night shift several years ago, I walked through the emergency department of a metropolitan hospital. As I passed by a triage room, I noticed a male patient laying on a bed, loudly groaning and putting on quite a show.  I was somewhat bemused at this spectacle and...
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13th January 2010, New Jersey, USA These three Woftam nominees, kidnapped a man in New Jersey and drove him to Missouri, a trip of almost 2000kms. Unfortunately, it seems they had mistaken the identity of the kidnapped victim for someone else when they took him captive.
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2nd November 2009, Langebaanweg, South Africa We can’t quite believe this guy survived this event but it proves that Woftam’s are pretty thick-headed … A civilian passenger who went for a joy-ride in a South African air force jet with a friend, an experienced pilot, discovered what That Lever is for.
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25th November 2009, Cary, North Carolina When he was refused his offer of buying a hot dog and drink for a dollar from a vendor, this angry Woftam decided to seek his revenge. He yelled at the hot dog vendor, got back in his car, rammed the hot dog stand twice and then fled the...
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