31st October 2008, Sheffield, UK Things that make you go hmmmm …. When a clergyman in his 50s was forced to attend hospital to remove a potato stuck in his rectum he claimed it got there when he fell on it while attempting to hang curtains naked.
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5th December 2009, Mississippi, USA Thankfully, this Woftam may never be able to reproduce again … A 36 year old man was burned from the waist down after a one-pot methamphetamine lab caught fire in his lap. He was found near his vehicle after it was reported engulfed in flames. A partially burned ammonia lab was...
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 9th January, 2010, Johannesburg, South Africa This bright sparking Woftam thought it would be a good idea to try to steal some electrical cable in Victory Park, Johannesburg last week. Unfortunately, for him, the cable was charged with an electrical current of approximately 3000 volts and the Woftam was badly shocked.
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31st December, 2008, Eden, Maryland We’re not sure at what point these two Woftams thought this would be funny … Two boys, aged 17 and 14, set fire to another boy’s hair and filmed it on a mobile phone. The victim was asleep when the older of the two poured lighter fluid on his hair and...
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26 March 2008, Dublin, Ireland The Woftam Awards think this nominee and his friends are a clutch of bad eggs. Thinking it would be funny to throw eggs at people at a nearby party, they purchased some on the way and threw them at homes and people as they walked along the road. Unfortunately, for one...
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Our first nominee for the new year … welcome to the club, sunshine! 1st January 2010, Saskatoon, Canada A 22 year-old woman who stole an ambulance and crashed it into a power pole suffered minor injuries to herself but caused $180,000 in damage to the ambulance and property. 
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4XDUB5EXKYM3 8th June 2009, Port Augusta, South Australia A 19 year old Alaskan student, who climbed on to the outside of a train heading for Darwin, was forced to hang on to the train for over two hours before being rescued.
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Well, as 2009 fades into the sunset and we look to a fresh new year, if you were expecting to hear an announcment of the winner of the 2009 Woftam Awards, you might be disappointed. Whilst I’m sure there are deserving winners on site and even more we haven’t heard of yet, it would...
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