Archive for March, 2010

Real Life Horror Movie

March 31, 2010

19th March 2010, Lancaster, USA It doesn’t pay to tell some at the movies to shutup when they have access to a handy meat thermometer … A moviegoer watching a screening of the horror file “Shutter Island”, was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after he asked someone to stop talking on her mobile phone. 
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Trimming the Tackle

March 30, 2010

1st June 2009, Egypt We wonder if this man ever thought of just saying “NO”? A 25 year old man cut off his penis in protest at his parents’ choice of bride.
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Real Baby 0, Virtual Baby 1

March 29, 2010

5th March 2010, Korea We try to avoid stories involving death but the actions that caused this one, defy belief. First up, we’re not sure where the couple found the time to get pregnant and secondly, we hope that they don’t find the time again. A 41 year old man and his 25 year old wife called...
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Slippery Surfer

March 28, 2010

15th March 2010, NSW, Australia Its a shame we weren’t all born with the maturity of forethought … and brains … A 17 year old boy, walking with friends just after midnight, was approached by a vehicle. As the vehicle began to drive away, the teenager jumped onto the back of the car but fell off....
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Epic Erection

March 27, 2010

4th March 2010, Kolkata, India A 55 year old man was almost killed by an erection that lasted 21 days. He was forced to undergo emergency surgery to relieve it.
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Tooling Trucker

March 26, 2010

24th September 2009, Boras, Sweden Sticking with the theme of truckers … oh, and penises … it just goes to prove the point that men can only do one thing at a time. A truck driver in his 30s, was enroute from Gothenburn to Boras at around 4am in the morning, when he crashed his truck...
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Dumbbell Penis

March 25, 2010

25th September 2009, California, USA   Sometimes we wonder at the lengths men will go to increase the size of an appendage … even risking it dropping off in the process! A man in his 50s who was attempting to increase the size of his penis, applied an inch-thick steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener to it. When...
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Tasty Trucker

March 24, 2010

17 February 2010, Tessin, Switzerland We shall put this man’s actions down to the fact that he was tired … then again, we’re told truckers will eat most anything … A 34 year old truck driver was stopped for speeding on a highway in Switzerland. To avoid police discovering details about his driving history, he ate the...
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Gaga GaGa

March 23, 2010

10th March 2010, New York, USA We always thought Lady GaGa lived up to her name but the latest news on her is truly worthy of a Woftam nomination … Lady GaGa boarded an eight hour flight from London to America this week wearing black and yellow tape and giant blue shoes. She was advised to undress...
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Wheelie Drunk

March 22, 2010

25th January 2010, Darwin, Australia The odds were stacked against this motorcyclist from the start … but he was persistent in his attempt to be arrested. An 18 year old man was arrested following a chase by police in Darwin. Not that unusual? It is when he’s riding a motorbike drunk, with no helmet, no lights...
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