11th June 2007, Sydney, Australia A severed finger was found in the bathroom of a pub in central Sydney, after its owner was treated at hospital.
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22nd April, 2010, London, England A man, driving through the drive-thru of Tim Hortons, dropped something from his vehicle and was injured when he was pinned against a pole.
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24th March 2010, China A 16 year teenager was stabbed through the head with a 14cm blade after being accused of cheating in a computer game.
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21st April 2010, Donvale, Australia A goat on the rampage has injured three people in the paddock of a Chinese nursing home in Donvale.
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21st April 2010, Bristol, England Phew! This fella has been nominated because he ignored the stinking obvious! When a man in England died on a sofa after a day of drinking in 1998, his flatmate landlord simply tipped the sofa over to cover the fully-clothed body and continued living in the premises for another ten years.
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15th April 2010, England This guy earns a nomination for a Woftam because he joked that his family jewels had fallen off through smoking too much weed as a joke … we think its probably true! A 21 year old man made nuisance calls to emergency services operators over a period of eight months. During his...
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5th April, Sydney, Australia Well, what can we say about this guy? Contrary to popular belief, this would-be robber didn’t leave the scene empty-handed, he’ll have a scar to remind himself of why he’s been nominated for a Woftam Award. A man who entered a shop in Sydney’s inner-west early yesterday evening intending to rob the...
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6th April 2010, Flowerdale, Australia First we have a run of penis stories, now we’re onto wombats … interestingly wombat is Australian slang for a d***head, a Woftam, a plonker! A 60 year old man, was attacked by a wombat after he stepped on it.
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6th April 2010, Sheboygan, USA A 23-year-old man had part of his hand blown off in a pipe bomb prank that went wrong.
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6th April 2010, Herriman, USA A 21 year old man thought it would be funny to play a prank on a teller whilst using the drive-through window at the bank.
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