1st September 2008 Phew, we seem to have a common thread of men doing things to their penis in the name of vanity … honestly, don’t try this at home! A Malaysian man who attempted to lengthen his penis in preparation for his upcoming engagement, got a metal nut stuck on it.
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14th August 2008, Hong Kong Wow, we’ve had a rash of penis stories lately … we guess it just goes like that! We wonder if this fella ever thought this was going to turn out well … A 42 year old man who tried to have sex with an exercise bench in a park, had to...
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28th December 2008, Philadelphia, USA A 31 year old moviegoer was shot in the arm following an argument during a screening of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
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3rd October 2008, Arizona, USA Several members of an Arizona State University fraternity are believed to have been responsible for a car accident which caused injuries to a woman and her young daughter.
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25th August 2008, Brisbane, Australia And yet another story of Woftam’s exploring their personal Ninja … or is that Superman, Spiderman … whateva! A 22 year old man, seriously injured himself whilst attempting to jump a three metre gap between two buildings. He fell approximately five metres to the ground.  
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31st October 2008, Sheffield, UK Things that make you go hmmmm …. When a clergyman in his 50s was forced to attend hospital to remove a potato stuck in his rectum he claimed it got there when he fell on it while attempting to hang curtains naked.
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31st December, 2008, Eden, Maryland We’re not sure at what point these two Woftams thought this would be funny … Two boys, aged 17 and 14, set fire to another boy’s hair and filmed it on a mobile phone. The victim was asleep when the older of the two poured lighter fluid on his hair and...
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26 March 2008, Dublin, Ireland The Woftam Awards think this nominee and his friends are a clutch of bad eggs. Thinking it would be funny to throw eggs at people at a nearby party, they purchased some on the way and threw them at homes and people as they walked along the road. Unfortunately, for one...
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