I am Ninja, Watch Me Fly!
17th November 2009, Seattle, USA
A 25 year old man, who thought he was a ninja when he attempted to jump a 5-foot fence and failed, impaled himself in the process. Thankfully for him, he was intoxicated which we assume provided some anaesthesia.Police were called to an assault in Seventh Avenue during the evening and after hearing screams for help, found the 25 year old man impaled through the buttock on a metal fence spike. He was bleeding profusely.
It is believed that an altercation took place between the 25 year old Woftam and another man during which they chased each other in the street. In attempting to get away, the younger man tried to jump the fence and didn’t make it. He told police that he thought he was a ninja.
Source: www.ap.org

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