Knotted Knackers
Personal Submission – 2010
Thank heavens for pain relief and thanks to the contributor for this wonderful story, a lesson in itself …
One of the graduate nurses at the hospital I work in was called to shower a 60 year old man who had just recently had surgery.
She sat him on his shower chair and turned the tap on. When the shower was done, the patient stood up and much to the surprise of the nurse and the patient, the chair he sat in came up with him. On inspection, the nurse discovered that when the patient sat down, he’d sat on one of his testicles, pushing it through a hole in the seat of the chair when the warm water relaxed them. Unfortunately for the patient, it couldn’t be removed easily. The nurse went to get help but when a male nurse couldn’t free the testicle, the hospital engineering department was called and with tin snips they managed to cut the chair free.
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