5th January 2010, Beijing, China
A 14 month old boy playing with chopsticks fell accidentally, impaling himself through the nose on one of the sticks and piercing 4cm into his brain. Read more »
Chopstick Honker
Toilet Terror
19th May 2010, Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
This one was too unbelievable not to put up for a Woftam nomination … gives new meaning to a pain in the ass!
A 35 year old woman who fell drunkenly in a friend’s bathroom sustained an injury to her buttock which eventually caused her death several years later. Read more »
Kiddie Taser
A 47 year part-time police officer who abused his girlfriend’s children with a Taser like weapon has been charged with assault. Read more »
Branded
13th May 2010, Washington State, USA
A man has been charged with assault after he cattle branded his children. Read more »
Put Your Foot in It
3 June 2009, Manchester, Great Britain
A 19 year man who was crossing a road in Greater Manchester, fell into a hole in the road which gave way in a heatwave. Read more »
Skinny Dipper
14th May 2010, Wellington, New Zealand
A 22 year old man who went skinny dipping in Wellington and fell asleep naked in the sand dunes, was bitten by a Katipo spider … on his penis. Read more »
Beer Bottom
We hope this fella drank the beer first …
A man who inserted a beer bottle into his anus, wide-end first, was admitted to the emergency room of National Taiwan University Hospital. Read more »
Feeling Eel?
A 50 year old man admitted to the emergency department of Kwong Wah Hospital in Kowloon suffering from abdominal pain had used an odd method of treatment for constipation. Read more »
Recked ‘em
As many of our readers would be aware, we try to stick to posts not involving death, however, this story needs to be told … so that someone doesn’t make the same mistake … um, yes really!
A 59 year old man was admitted to the First People’s Hospital of Zigong City complaining of abdominal pain, dehydration and a great deal of anal bleeding. He was in obvious shock. Read more »
A Woman Scorned
31st March 2009, Lincoln, United Kingdom
A 28 year old woman attacked her ex-boyfriend, stabbing him in the penis as he was driving. Read more »

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