17th March 2010, Kingston, Canada

A 36 year old man shot himself in the foot whilst trying to get away from a robbery he committed. Read more »

28th March 2008, Australia

Okay, so here’s another one who wasn’t officially injured but is still a Woftam … read on …

A 48 year old man from New Zealand rang police to say he was being attacked and raped by a wombat. He rang again shortly after to withdraw his complaint against the animal saying that “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know”. Read more »

Personal Submission – 2010

Thanks to this contributor for this submission …

A friend and his wife ate out at a local restaurant with friends prior to heading off on a trip away. The meal he ordered was spicy and served in a large bowl, somewhat like a salad bowl. As he started to eat it, he realised it was hot but persisted with the meal, determined to finish it … as men do. I mean, who’s going to give in and say its too hot, right? Read more »

3rd August 2009, Chilton, Wisconsin, USA

One woman scorned is trouble … four women scorned is going to hurt … a LOT!

When a woman in Wisconsin, discovered that her husband had been cheating on her with at least three other women, she enacted her revenge.

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21st August 2007, Edinburgh, Scotland

Another case of improper penile location leading to embarassment …

A dwarf performer at the Circus of Horrors, a festival known for its oddball performances, was taken to hospital when his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner. Read more »

14th December 2007, Cambodia

Confucious say “Man who put penis through hole, might not get it back”.

When a 23 year old man, drinking wine at a street stall, felt the call of nature, he got the bite of nature in response. Read more »

March 2006, Kolkata, India

A blast from the past …

A 4 and a 1/2 year-old boy presented at Park Children Centre in India with a cough and cold he’d had for two years.  Read more »

27th November 2009, Brisbane, Australia

A 28 year old man, who burgled a house in Highgate Hill, fell six metres after being disturbed. Read more »

28th March 2010, Florida, USA

We’re beginning to wonder what level has parenting stooped to when you have your child charged with domestic battery?

An 11 year old girl has been charged by police with domestic battery after throwing a toy gun at her father. Read more »

25th March 2010, Moscow, Russia

A wedding guest has been injured after shooting himself in the head with a rubber bullet in front of the bride and groom. Read more »