14th August 2008, Hong Kong

Wow, we’ve had a rash of penis stories lately … we guess it just goes like that! We wonder if this fella ever thought this was going to turn out well …

A 42 year old man who tried to have sex with an exercise bench in a park, had to call police to free him after his penis got stuck.

It is believed that he attempted to use a hole in the 2.5m long metal exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark.

Emergency workers took four hours to try to free the man by draining blood from his penis, but were unable to. He was taken to hospital by ambulance with the metal sheet still attached. He was released with his penis if not his pride.

If you enjoyed this post, sign up for free Woftam updates via RSS or email.

Want another story? Check out How to give your mate $9000 … just add glue!.

Source: www.brisbanetimes.com.au

Tags: hong kong, masturbate, penis