Personal Submission – 2009 Another three for the price of one Woftam story … priceless! We were heading back to our ambulance depot one afternoon and as we crossed over the freeway, we noticed a man lying in tall grass on the side of the road. Puzzled as to why he was laying there, we pulled...
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13th January 2010, Scottish Highlands Umm, this might have hurt but I’m sure the hospital staff had a good laugh. When 29 year old actor, Channing Tatum, was filming a movie in the Scottish Highlands last year, he struggled with the cold. Part of the filming required him to stand in freezing water wearing a wetsuit....
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27th January 2010, Manchester USA My friends, there are several lessons to be learned from this story … always count your change, just don’t count on it,  Driving 101, D means Drive and P means Park and finally fast food is clearly NOT good for your health. After this 70 year old lady dropped her change...
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Personal Submission – 2010 Whilst on a summer night shift several years ago, I walked through the emergency department of a metropolitan hospital. As I passed by a triage room, I noticed a male patient laying on a bed, loudly groaning and putting on quite a show.  I was somewhat bemused at this spectacle and...
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13th January 2010, New Jersey, USA These three Woftam nominees, kidnapped a man in New Jersey and drove him to Missouri, a trip of almost 2000kms. Unfortunately, it seems they had mistaken the identity of the kidnapped victim for someone else when they took him captive.
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 9th January, 2010, Johannesburg, South Africa This bright sparking Woftam thought it would be a good idea to try to steal some electrical cable in Victory Park, Johannesburg last week. Unfortunately, for him, the cable was charged with an electrical current of approximately 3000 volts and the Woftam was badly shocked.
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Our first nominee for the new year … welcome to the club, sunshine! 1st January 2010, Saskatoon, Canada A 22 year-old woman who stole an ambulance and crashed it into a power pole suffered minor injuries to herself but caused $180,000 in damage to the ambulance and property. 
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