16th February 2010, Sydney, Australia A 40 year old man assaulted two small children with cayenne powder in separate incidents in Sydney.
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9th March 2004, Victoria, Australia  We’re thrilled … this Woftam admits he did a stupid thing. Whilst enjoying a few beers after work and joking about workplace accidents, an 33 year old man picked up a nail gun and shot himself in the head
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28th January 2010, Eagle Junction, Australia  A 33 year old man who tried to use a martial arts karate chop on a train as it sped past him injured himself instead. As he jumped at the train, his leg fell between the platform and train causing him to fall back onto the platform. He sustained injuries to his...
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3rd February 2010, Melbourne, Australia We think this Woftam might have learned that fire and accelerants don’t mix. A 29 year old Indian man told police he was doused with petrol and set alight as he parked his car near his home early on 8th January.  He was treated for burns to 15 per cent of...
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17th December 2009, Yarrawonga, Victoria This 34 year-old female nominee was visiting friends when she found a locked pool gate. After waiting for someone to open it, she decided she could get in quicker if she went over the fence. In her attempt to jump the fence she slipped and impaled herself in the groin, the fence post...
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25th August 2008, Brisbane, Australia And yet another story of Woftam’s exploring their personal Ninja … or is that Superman, Spiderman … whateva! A 22 year old man, seriously injured himself whilst attempting to jump a three metre gap between two buildings. He fell approximately five metres to the ground.  
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23rd January 2010, Devonport, Australia We think this Woftam needs to buy a lottery ticket … he’s obviously lucky AND stupid! A 30 year old man who went to sleep on a railway track after drinking, was run over by a loaded freight train around 6.30am. Despite the train driver applying the emergency brakes, the train...
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