Okay boys, another one to make your eyes water …

A 66 year old man was seen in the emergency department of Kyosai Tachikawa Hospital with a swollen, painful penis … due to it being inserted into a bottle for masturbation. The man’s penis was being strangled by the mouth of the bottle. Doctors were able to relieve the penis from the bottle with the use of an electric plaster cutter.

Despite having his penis strangled for over four hours, the man sustained no injury. He and his penis should consider themselves lucky; he risked necrosis, urethral injury, erectile disorder and other unfavorable events had the penis not been released urgently.

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Source: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

The body of a man has been found lying inside the wheel well of a Boeing 777-200 after it landed at Narita airport in Japan on Sunday. It is believed the man may have been a stowaway who was able to hide himself away in the landing gear compartment just prior to take-off.

His body, wearing only a long-sleeved shirt and jeans, was discovered by an engineer during maintenance. He had suffered frostbite but had no other obvious injuries. The temperature at flight altitude falls to around minus 58 degrees (minus 50C) so it is possible the man died of hypothermia. Police are still investigating.

Source: www.thewest.com.au