14th May 2010, Wellington, New Zealand A 22 year old man who went skinny dipping in Wellington and fell asleep naked in the sand dunes, was bitten by a Katipo spider … on his penis.
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31st March 2009, Lincoln, United Kingdom A 28 year old woman attacked her ex-boyfriend, stabbing him in the penis as he was driving.
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1st September 2008 Phew, we seem to have a common thread of men doing things to their penis in the name of vanity … honestly, don’t try this at home! A Malaysian man who attempted to lengthen his penis in preparation for his upcoming engagement, got a metal nut stuck on it.
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3rd August 2009, Chilton, Wisconsin, USA One woman scorned is trouble … four women scorned is going to hurt … a LOT! When a woman in Wisconsin, discovered that her husband had been cheating on her with at least three other women, she enacted her revenge.
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21st August 2007, Edinburgh, Scotland Another case of improper penile location leading to embarassment … A dwarf performer at the Circus of Horrors, a festival known for its oddball performances, was taken to hospital when his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner.
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14th August 2008, Hong Kong Wow, we’ve had a rash of penis stories lately … we guess it just goes like that! We wonder if this fella ever thought this was going to turn out well … A 42 year old man who tried to have sex with an exercise bench in a park, had to...
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14th December 2007, Cambodia Confucious say “Man who put penis through hole, might not get it back”. When a 23 year old man, drinking wine at a street stall, felt the call of nature, he got the bite of nature in response.
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26th January 2009, Moscow, Russia We love it when nature seeks revenge … and scratch our heads at what became of blow-up dolls instead of live animals … A 44 year old man who was on a drunken weekend with friends had part of his penis bitten off by a raccoon he was attempting to rape.
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25th May 2009, Germany A 27 year old man, who shot himself in the penis by accident, was so embarrassed by the incident that he told paramedics that he’d been attacked by a masked mugger during a bungled robbery.
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1st June 2009, Egypt We wonder if this man ever thought of just saying “NO”? A 25 year old man cut off his penis in protest at his parents’ choice of bride.
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