28th September 2004, Cheshire, UK This 14 year-old male nominee and his friends were attempting to ’surf’ the roof of a slow moving train carrying stone. As the train passed under them, they jumped onto the roof of the carriage below. Unfortunately for our victim, he slipped and fell onto the tracks. His injuries resulted...
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3rd November 3, 2004, Taipei, Taiwan We’re not sure what this man was thinking when he tried his best Dr Doolittle impersonation out on the lions, but his audience didn’t appreciate it. After jumping into an African lion’s enclosure at the Taipei Zoo, a 46 year old man shouted “Jesus Will Save You” at them. They obviously...
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19th December 2009, Pembroke Township, Illinois Pierre Peoples, 24, of Robbins, apparently felt unwell as he drove a school bus with 21 students on board. Thinking he was going to vomit, he opened the door of the bus and unfortunately fell out whilst it was still moving. The bus continued moving, without the driver, for another...
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3rd February 2010, Melbourne, Australia We think this Woftam might have learned that fire and accelerants don’t mix. A 29 year old Indian man told police he was doused with petrol and set alight as he parked his car near his home early on 8th January.  He was treated for burns to 15 per cent of...
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21st January 2009, Phoenix, Arizona A 26 year old man, who was stopped in West Phoenix for running a red light, gave the police officer his license and then did a runner from his car. He ran from the scene and disappeared behind a convenience store where he cleverly hid under a parked truck. Unfortunately...
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17th December 2009, Yarrawonga, Victoria This 34 year-old female nominee was visiting friends when she found a locked pool gate. After waiting for someone to open it, she decided she could get in quicker if she went over the fence. In her attempt to jump the fence she slipped and impaled herself in the groin, the fence post...
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25th August 2008, Brisbane, Australia And yet another story of Woftam’s exploring their personal Ninja … or is that Superman, Spiderman … whateva! A 22 year old man, seriously injured himself whilst attempting to jump a three metre gap between two buildings. He fell approximately five metres to the ground.  
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13th March, 2009, Walton, UK It seems that this Woftam nominee may have sustained serious head injuries whilst “surfing” on top of a passenger train. Witnesses reported seeing a man covered in blood on top of the train when it pulled into the station. The guard ordered all passengers off the 12-carriage train and the...
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5th January 2010, Calgary, Canada This would-be Superman, came unstuck when he realised too late that he couldn’t fly. In an attempt to flee from police, a suspected carjacker injured himself when he climbed the fire escape to the rooftop of a building and lept across an alleyway to an adjacent building, where he crash landed...
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23rd January 2010, Devonport, Australia We think this Woftam needs to buy a lottery ticket … he’s obviously lucky AND stupid! A 30 year old man who went to sleep on a railway track after drinking, was run over by a loaded freight train around 6.30am. Despite the train driver applying the emergency brakes, the train...
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