21st August 2007, Edinburgh, Scotland

Another case of improper penile location leading to embarassment …

A dwarf performer at the Circus of Horrors, a festival known for its oddball performances, was taken to hospital when his penis got stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

The dwarf, known as Capitain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was preparing for his performance. The main part of his act was to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his penis by a special apparatus. Unfortunately, the suction pipe was split preventing a good seal so he repaired the crack with extra-strong glue but couldn’t wait the required 20 minutes for it to dry. He joined it to his penis where it stayed.

The man was taken to hospital by his manager and met by paramedics who wheeled him into the Emergency Department. Staff used a special softening fluid to soften the glue and his penis was free after about an hour.

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Source: www.dailytelegraph.com.au

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