Tooling Trucker
24th September 2009, Boras, Sweden
Sticking with the theme of truckers … oh, and penises … it just goes to prove the point that men can only do one thing at a time.
A truck driver in his 30s, was enroute from Gothenburn to Boras at around 4am in the morning, when he crashed his truck into the central divider on route 40. The truck and trailer rolled over, blocking all traffic in one direction and closing a lane in the other direction. Initially, suspected of driving under the influence of drugs, the driver has now admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.
The man remained in his vehicle with his hands still around his penis and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs. Apparently, unable to reach a satisfactory climax whilst he was driving, the man continued to masturbate in front of police during their interview of him.
He admitted to not paying full attention to driving at the time of the accident and says he was “playing with himself instead of focusing on the road.” He has admitted all charges against him.
It is not known if the man suffered any injuries in the crash.
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